Putting my ornithology expertise to good use


This is a chicken. Its long-ago ancestors were the dinosaurs we now depict as cheap plastic children’s toys in a futile attempt to downplay their ferociousness. The chicken traded those gnashing teeth for a beak, but it still has its forebears’ claws for ripping and disemboweling.


Also for dust-bathing.

I guess what I’m trying to say is: Whole Foods, your terminology is incorrect.


Baby panda bears have paws. Dinosaurs do not.


Watch me disembowel this hay.


Why birds hold their heads still (that awesome chicken ad)

First, if you haven’t seen it yet, watch this chicken video. Yes, it’s an ad, but it’s completely worth it.

What are those chickens doing? And more importantly, can you learn to do it in time for your next dance party?

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