The other day, I thought I’d try out a new camera lens by taking some photos of ducks. It turned out that the ducks were all having the duck version of a bad hair day. If the ducks were on facebook, they would immediately demand that I untag them from these pictures.
Female Mallard: lovely coy pose, but you blinked.
Male Common Goldeneye: no, man, your head –
Female Mallard (and female Wood Duck): not sure how to say this, but you’re drooling…
Male Ruddy Duck: if you could just lift your head a bit –
– no, lift it up, you’re doing the opposite –
Sorry everyone, someone flew in front of the picture.
Wood Ducks: sorry, you had your mouth open.
Male Hooded Merganser: if you could stop bathing and raise your hood for a sec –
What are you doing?!
Okay, perfect, hold it – oh no…
Female Hooded Merganser: Great, you too.
Oh come on.
Male Mallard (and male Wood Duck): That’s it. I’m done.